I Shall Lift My Arms

    And my roots shall set off to seek another land

  1. I am turning 27 fucking years old and I am having spot problems again. Like what the fuck. Is this going to be a forever sort of thing.

    BACK ON THE CLINDAMYCIN.

  2. marginally-diligent:

A wild Roger Bart appears

    marginally-diligent:

    A wild Roger Bart appears

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  3. "No one needs to feel sorry for me or Michael Gambon [who played Professor Dumbledore in the Harry Potter movies] or anyone else who has fallen victim to success."

    Damien Lewis can have every single motherfucking seat. I will get out of my chair and offer it to his irrelevant ass. PS we all noted the homophobic comment.

    Bless Sir Ian for his class, grace, and subtle shade.

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  4. True story.

    Dear Tumblr,

    My hair is accidentally startlingly beautiful today and I can’t even look in the mirror without getting emotional.

    Forever yours,

    Me with my Movie Star Hair

  5. andyreynolds:

outtake: Roger Bart, Paramout Theatre, Seattle

Good golly, them shoes, sis.

    andyreynolds:

    outtake: Roger Bart, Paramout Theatre, Seattle

    Good golly, them shoes, sis.

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  6. I kind of can’t wait for drink a bottle of wine while I watch Nurses 3D next year.

  7. Steam room.

    The carpets were cleaned today, so I turned on my sweet little space heater to try and dry them faster. And then I shut the door. And paced the floor while listening to Rock Me Amadeus on repeat.

    Good idea?

    NOPE.

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